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Making my first ever pretzels 🥨


Making my first ever pretzels 🥨

by TwilightHeron_

36 Comments

  4. robmobtrobbob

    These look amazing. Some beer cheese and honey or Dijon mustard too? God damn. I love pretzels.

  5. nerfcarolina

    They are little chonkers, but the bake looks great! I bet they taste amazing

  7. Tronkfool

    Call them bread knots, and you’re snorted.

    Edit: sorted. But snorted is funnier

  8. ediks

    I bet they tasted good. lol they just look angry – that doesn’t matter tho.

  9. fishesar

    these look great! they’ll get more uniform with practice

  11. marcusw882000

    They look good. Just need to practice your shaping.

  12. ErectioniSelectioni

    Looks like you just invented pretzel buns

  17. Life-Means-Nothing69

    I honestly like them in that shape better. I don’t need holes in my pretzel to enjoy lol

  19. Separate_Panic_3235

    Why is this here? 😭 do people not understand the sub???

  22. someawfulbitch

    They’re horrible. Send them to me for disposal, free of charge 😁

  23. Ok-Yogurtcloset-9183

    I’ve made many batches. These look great to me.

  25. Swampcardboard

    Just take a bit more time to even out the dough next time and they will be great

  26. milkybugslime

    Those look good. Cut it like a bagel and make a sandwich with them (っ´ཀ`)っ

  29. INLIGHTENED123

    Despite appearances, it is still edible… and that is all that matters.

  30. CJtheHaasman

    Look more like Pretzel-Knots. Still don’t look bad tho

  31. THIS_Assassin

    Those pockets and pits will hold a great deal of beer cheese.

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  32. storunner13

    OP. Don’t listen to everyone telling you these look good. They look terrible.

    Gotta let the dough relax and stretch them out a lot to get that soft and tender center and crispy tails.

    Bet they tasted good though.

  35. IceCoughy

    You made pretzel buns, which are actually more useful.

  36. Myster_Hydra

    Oh yea, they look great and awful at the same time. Did they taste good?

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